Tinachris could be a good candidate while she's drunk and high as a kite?!
Dear Crinkle Butt (aka @Maxwellsmum) why so noisy? Do you have some sort of recording for us? The first Estraderm patch I tried didn't adhere properly to my bottom. I think it's because of my bumpy cellulite so I switched to the baby soft smooth skin of my tummy. Perfect. Also my chemist advised me to stick it to a part of the body that's fatty.
I think I might do that too. Wazza's instructions say 1 on each butt cheek specifically now either A - he knows they crinkle and he is taking the pi55 out of me or B - there is some other reason not noted in the plan for them needing to be placed there. Side note there is plenty enough fat on there for them to stick too I have to call the clinic tomorrow so I might need to ask the nurse "why"; it just sounds like I have stuffed a packet of empty crisps down my pants.
And don't ask how I know what a packet of crisps stuffed down ones pants sounds like it was just a general comparison I would never stuff chips down my knickers
Using the words 'crisps' and 'chips' gives a little hint at your heritage @Maxwellsmum. I'm still completely perplexed as to why you're crinkling. What fabric are your knickers made out of?!!
@Tinachris you sound like most of us hun. It's why I can't date while attempting IVF. I hope the DIY sedation is working a treat.
Have you got a 90's youtube clip @Bongley?
Dr M's rooms rang right now for my phone consult with Dr M this arvo. Uhm, I hadn't arranged one. The follow up chat from my last failed cycle was going to cost $150 so I decided not to organise one. Odd.
Last edited by Tahli; 02-05-2016 at 15:50.
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