I am so over my big 'ol cans.
This morning, as I pinned my work blouse shut in two places because my boobs leave peeping gaps in between the button holes, I think "why the hell would anyone want big breasts?". Then I accidentally stabbed my finger with the safety pin.
I envy women with small, perky boobs who can wear nice tops. Women who can wear bikini tops without looking like a cow who needs to be milked.
I have a bit of a hunch back because they weigh my shoulders down. So attractive.
They've been sore and heavy the last few days, probably due to some hormonal phase in my cycle.
I hear so many women wishing they had a larger bust size. I'm here to tell those women that having bigguns is not fun, it's PAIN. Want a boob job? Get a C cup. Step away from the F cup falsies honey, it's not going to end well.
That is all. Feel free to share your thoughts/boob vents