I need a new phone, as H knocked mine off the table last week and it keeps turning itself off. Eyeing off iPhone but will probably go with a Samsung.
I need a new laptop, as H knocked his coffee over mine two months ago. It has been hit and miss since, and now hasn't turned on in 3 days.
I want another HP, but he will probably get me a Toshiba.
Hmmm...seeing a pattern here.