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    Today after a personal training session I was ordering lunch for dd at the bakery and dd was standing behind me and I could feel her touching the waistband of my workout pants. She unzipped the pocket in the back of the waist and I asked what she was doing and she advised the whole bakery that she was "checking your diaper for poo poo".

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    Yesterday DD (3) and I were out having lunch. A bald man came into the cafe and DD piped up "Mummy, why don't some people have hair?"
    I ignored and distracted her for the most part, but for some reason she was fascinated and continued loudly when he took a seat right beside us - "How come he has hair here (points to side of head) but not here" (points to top of head)...
    *Because he's clinging to his youth, DD...*

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Marigold~ View Post
    Yesterday DD (3) and I were out having lunch. A bald man came into the cafe and DD piped up "Mummy, why don't some people have hair?"
    I ignored and distracted her for the most part, but for some reason she was fascinated and continued loudly when he took a seat right beside us - "How come he has hair here (points to side of head) but not here" (points to top of head)...
    *Because he's clinging to his youth, DD...*
    Eeek. And it's always these situations that they suddenly develop an attention span.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpecialPatrolGroup View Post
    Eeek. And it's always these situations that they suddenly develop an attention span.
    Yep, she's surely seen bald people before, why now must it pique her attention?!

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    I was at the deli in woollies and when the guy asked what I wanted dd said "mummy has big boobs" he gave her a piece of fritz...

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    Default Kids are.... Embarrassing

    In the elevator in myer and I was telling ds to stop touching things in the shop and he says loudly to me "stop touching my penis??"
    Ah yeah that too buddy
    At least the two older ladies got a pretty good giggle out of it 😬
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    Quote Originally Posted by bpac View Post
    I was at the deli in woollies and when the guy asked what I wanted dd said "mummy has big boobs" he gave her a piece of fritz...
    Hahaha...
    DD always chooses the worst times to become boob friendly! We'll be standing in the checkout and she'll randomly start poking my chest, saying "mummy's boobies!"
    So embarrassing. I don't even have boobs, lol


 

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