so cranky, toddler scribbled all over the white coffee table with texta and its not washing off! its only new
Starting to think I live in an alternate universe to everyone else around me 😏
I am sitting opposite a middle age couple on the train who have their hands all over each other, kissing intermittently and chewing gum really loudly while talking.
She just made a comment about how erm aroused she is.
Just shoot me now. Train is too crowded to move.
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