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    Ooh I just remember my favourite favourite!!

    Q: What did 0 say to 8?
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    What's red and eats rocks?

    A red rock eater.

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    Not a joke as such but I once saw a birthday card with a lion on it that said "I hope you have a very happy birthday and I'm not lyin'. Get it, I'm a lion and I said I'm not lyin'." I laughed about that for years.

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    I didn't know the dead koala joke was one everyone knew! A friend told it to me when we were kids and for some naive reason I assumed she made it up. It's always been our little inside joke because we would die laughing and people would look at us strangely. I love that you guys find it funny!!! And feel a bit embarrassed that I've always assumed it was an original of hers. This was also one of her "originals":

    Why couldn't the boy ride his bike?
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    Oh god, my brother used to tell me fridge jokes all the time. I thought they were his! Hahaha

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    1. Knock knock
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    Lying in bed shaking with laughter! Read a few to DH and he just thinks I'm mad

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    Why did the shark cross the road? Because it was attached to the chicken, DD told me that one when she was in prep and I thought it was pretty funny.

    Why did the emu cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken

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    Why don't Mummy Kangaroos like the rain? Because it means Joeys have to play inside

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    I got told this once as a kid & the damn thing won't leave my head

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