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    What did one farmer say to the other farmer? "How's your farm?"
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    I totally don't get this.......

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    Hahaha they have me in fits of giggles!

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    This thread needs a warning - 'do not read while trying to boob child to sleep!'

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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Let-ttuce alone.

    Had to be said. I thought it was hilarious as a kid.

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    I didn't know the dead koala joke was one everyone knew! A friend told it to me when we were kids and for some naive reason I assumed she made it up. It's always been our little inside joke because we would die laughing and people would look at us strangely. I love that you guys find it funny!!! And feel a bit embarrassed that I've always assumed it was an original of hers. This was also one of her "originals":

    Why couldn't the boy ride his bike?
    Because someone threw a fridge on him.

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    Why did Sally fall off the swing?
    She had no arms.
    Knock knock.
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    Not Sally.

    This joke still makes me laugh so much. Apparently I never grew up.

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    And one more...
    What did Sally get for Christmas?
    No one knows, she couldn't open it.

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    Default What jokes did you think were hilarious as a child?

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    I didn't know the dead koala joke was one everyone knew! A friend told it to me when we were kids and for some naive reason I assumed she made it up. It's always been our little inside joke because we would die laughing and people would look at us strangely. I love that you guys find it funny!!! And feel a bit embarrassed that I've always assumed it was an original of hers. This was also one of her "originals":

    Why couldn't the boy ride his bike?
    Because someone threw a fridge on him.
    Ah...this is awkward...

    Not an original either.

    Sorry...
    @Full House the Sally jokes are amazing! Why did I never hear all these amazing jokes and just the rude ones? Stoopid Perth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximumStarlight View Post
    I didn't know the dead koala joke was one everyone knew! A friend told it to me when we were kids and for some naive reason I assumed she made it up. It's always been our little inside joke because we would die laughing and people would look at us strangely. I love that you guys find it funny!!! And feel a bit embarrassed that I've always assumed it was an original of hers. This was also one of her "originals":

    Why couldn't the boy ride his bike?
    Because someone threw a fridge on him.
    Yeah....neither of them are originals

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