This thread needs a warning - 'do not read while trying to boob child to sleep!'
Had to be said. I thought it was hilarious as a kid.
I didn't know the dead koala joke was one everyone knew! A friend told it to me when we were kids and for some naive reason I assumed she made it up. It's always been our little inside joke because we would die laughing and people would look at us strangely. I love that you guys find it funny!!! And feel a bit embarrassed that I've always assumed it was an original of hers. This was also one of her "originals":
Why couldn't the boy ride his bike?
Because someone threw a fridge on him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
This joke still makes me laugh so much. Apparently I never grew up.
And one more...
What did Sally get for Christmas?
No one knows, she couldn't open it.
Not an original either.
@Full House the Sally jokes are amazing! Why did I never hear all these amazing jokes and just the rude ones? Stoopid Perth.
Pregnant for the first-time?
Not sure where to start? We can help!