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    Default What jokes did you think were hilarious as a child?

    Why is an elephant big, Gerry and wrinkly?

    Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be a aspirin.

    I don't know why I found it so funny!

    And what's black and white and red all over?

    A nun rolling down a hill

    Again with the confusion over my amusement!

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    So now you've got me googling jokes, came across this one and PMSL for some reason...

    What's green and has wheels?

    Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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    My favourite was 'whats green, has four legs and will kill you if it fell out of a tree?
    A pool table'
    I still laugh at it now.
    Another one was 'what fish can fix a piano?
    A tuna'

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    I'm in tears. DH asked why. I tried some of these out on him.
    DH asked me to turn the TV volume up :|

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    What's brown and walks past the window? Poo on stilts.

    Still makes me giggle.

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    There were two cows in a paddock. One looked up and said "mmmooooo" and the other one looked up and said "I was just about to say that"!



    What did one farmer say to the other farmer? "How's your farm?"



    My two most favourite jokes ever!

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    What do you call a man with a shovel?

    Doug

    What is the definition of an impossibility?

    An elephant trying to fit it's **** on a bit of confetti

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    Pull my finger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenmum View Post
    Even as a kid I had a slightly deranged sense of humour.... my fave was:

    Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

    I thought it was hilarious
    I still think it's hilarious. Favourite joke ever.

    Yes, I am five.
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    Oooh! What's green and red and goes really fast?

    A frog in a blender.

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