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    This still makes me laugh...

    What type of bees make milk?

    Boo-bees

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenmum View Post
    Even as a kid I had a slightly deranged sense of humour.... my fave was:

    Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

    I thought it was hilarious
    I used to love that joke and all those 'unfunny' ones, I thought they were so so funny.

    My favourite was-

    "What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?"

    "Get off".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calstar View Post
    This still makes me laugh...

    What type of bees make milk?

    Boo-bees

    ������
    My kids love this joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CMF View Post
    I used to love that joke and all those 'unfunny' ones, I thought they were so so funny.

    My favourite was-

    "What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?"

    "Get off".
    Dying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CMF View Post
    I used to love that joke and all those 'unfunny' ones, I thought they were so so funny.

    My favourite was-

    "What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?"

    "Get off".
    That was my second favourite @CMF! Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by CMF View Post
    I used to love that joke and all those 'unfunny' ones, I thought they were so so funny.

    My favourite was-

    "What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?"

    "Get off".
    That's was my Dads favourite joke! He told it all the time, it was even printed on the booklets at his funeral he told it that much we thought it HAD to be part of it you just made my night having someone else tell it again

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    Or...

    Why did the girl fall off the swing?

    Because she had no arms.


    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea. (no eye deer)


    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idea.

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    A man walked into a bar. Bang!

    Or...

    Why are cooks mean? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream.

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    OMG I just told my kids this joke

    Quote Originally Posted by CMF View Post

    "What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?"

    "Get off".
    ...and they just stood there confused and staring at me as if I were a weirdo!

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    What do you call a man in the water with no arms and no legs? Bob

    What do you call a man sitting in a tree? Russell.

    Currently in this house it's all about the knock knock jokes.

    Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know

    Who's there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl?

    Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting... MOO

    DS2 made one up that he loves. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the bus. The poopy bus.

    He's only 3.....

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