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    Default What jokes did you think were hilarious as a child?

    My favourite favourite was the one about the Queen's Legs that I think everyone in the world knows.

    I cringe thinking that I told that one to my mum!

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    Mine was "what is long, brown and sticky?"

    "A stick"

    Or

    "Why do elephant have big ears?"

    "Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!"

    Both of these jokes are eternally etched in my brain. Whenever my kids request a joke I have to fight the urge of both of these- the first because they have heard it too many times before; the second because they wouldn't get it. 😐

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    I can't believe I'm going to say this one, the shame, but this joke used to crack me up as a kid, it's so childish and wrong, but anyhow here it is.. (Gen Y may not know/remember who Jana was/is) and her surname is pronounced as Vent.

    What's bigger than Jana's Wendt?

    Kate's Bush.



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    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Bear

    Bear who?

    BARE BUM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod-Uniquey View Post
    I can't believe I'm going to say this one, the shame, but this joke used to crack me up as a kid, it's so childish and wrong, but anyhow here it is.. (Gen Y may not know/remember who Jana was/is) and her surname is pronounced as Vent.

    What's bigger than Jana's Wendt?

    Kate's Bush.


    80's classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod-Degrassi View Post
    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Bear

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    BARE BUM.
    This. I've just introduced this one to DS. He loves it!

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    Even as a kid I had a slightly deranged sense of humour.... my fave was:

    Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

    I thought it was hilarious

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    Mine was a long winded one;

    How do you fit 4 elephants in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front 2 in the back.
    How do you know if 1 elephant has been in your house? Set of footprints in the butter.
    How do you know if 2 elephants have been in your house? 2 sets of footprints in the butter.
    How do you know if 3 elephants have been in your house? 3 sets of footprints in the butter.
    How do you know if 4 elephants have been in your house? A Volkswagen is parked out the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenmum View Post
    Even as a kid I had a slightly deranged sense of humour.... my fave was:

    Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

    I thought it was hilarious
    DS1 told me this joke this week lol

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    Is it sad that these all have me in tears of laughter??

    That bare bum one? PRICELESS!


 

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