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    Default Time for another 'kids say the darnedest things' thread

    On the way home from the supermarket this afternoon, dd advised me from the back seat that "my fanny is turning 6 on Tuesday". I assume the rest of her will follow shortly after.

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    Ds3 (3) is obsessed with playing Dr. So ds1 (16) asked if he was a good Dr or a bad one. He said bad. When he asked why he said cause all his patients die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveLivesHere View Post
    Ds3 (3) is obsessed with playing Dr. So ds1 (16) asked if he was a good Dr or a bad one. He said bad. When he asked why he said cause all his patients die.
    Bahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveLivesHere View Post
    Ds3 (3) is obsessed with playing Dr. So ds1 (16) asked if he was a good Dr or a bad one. He said bad. When he asked why he said cause all his patients die.
    Oh my gosh that is classic.

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    I was at the chemist with Mr 4 and he spotted a rather short statured pharmacist with a beard and glasses and yelled with delight "Look at that little boy!! That little boy has a beard and glasses!! Isn't he ADORABLE!!"
    I nearly died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskittyfantastico View Post
    I was at the chemist with Mr 4 and he spotted a rather short statured pharmacist with a beard and glasses and yelled with delight "Look at that little boy!! That little boy has a beard and glasses!! Isn't he ADORABLE!!"
    I nearly died.
    OMG!! I just PMSL!!

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    DS4, DS7 and I were standing in line at Woolies behind a really imposing man. DS4 starts yelling " Ooh Mum, that man did a fart! Ooh he stinks!! Oh Mum it's so gross!" . DS7 and I were absolutely mortified and trying to shush him up. He was quiet for about 10 seconds and then you hear " But Mum, he farted and it really stinks!"

    I have never been so embarrassed in my whole life!🙄🙄

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    Hahaha your kids are gold.

    I just pray that my son keeps talking to me in French. He mostly does but seem to switch to English when he wants to say embarrassing things or comment on other people bodies 😳

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExcuseMyFrench View Post
    Hahaha your kids are gold.

    I just pray that my son keeps talking to me in French. He mostly does but seem to switch to English when he wants to say embarrassing things or comment on other people bodies 😳
    It's like they know how to extract maximum parental humiliation.

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    DS (5 yrs) was asking me how babies 'come out' of ladies bodies. I explained there are two ways: the conventional method via vagina, while some babies are born through the stomach via CS. He says: "which way was my big brother born?" to which I said "from my stomach." He proceeds to ask "what about me..." I replied "you were from my vagina" He throws his arms up in disgust: "great, he got the good way and I got the gross way!" Lol.

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