Take II on the toilet training has begun. This time we're going cold turkey - no nappies. I have an arsenal of brightly coloured undies, a stash of paper towels and no carpet. Woo.
Honestly, DS1 is actually doing quite well. We're bribing him with M&Ms (stickers do not work, alas). Originally we were bribing him with sour gummy worms every time he weed in the toilet, but he caught on pretty quickly and was doing these micro-wees every ten minutes or so. I figured M&Ms were a safer option.
Anyway, I was unloading the dishwasher. Literally takes less than 5 minutes, you know? I wander back out into the living room to find a very silent and sheepish looking DS1. And DS2 is cheerfully splashing about in a puddle of wee with a HUGE smile on his face. He just looked so happy playing in his brother's urine.
I couldn't help it, I laughed. This is what my life has become.