I worked there about 20 years ago (OMG to saying that out loud!) and we had at least one extra person in each department (and that's before they really started on homewares and all that other stuff) and we were slow then! People used to complain then!
Today I dipped my left breast in glitter. That is all.
Yeah but she said 'dipped' which implies she did it on purpose.
*Goes and has a shower to wash off the days' sweat from manual yard labour*
DF: Can you come and help me just move this sprinkler, please?
*Goes and picks up the sprinkler, can't hear where DF is saying to move it to, so he rattles the hose he is holding to stop the water flow, spraying me with channel water*
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