When he was at the pie cart
When he was at the pie cart
He saw a strange woman
She had diamonds where her eyes should be ...
and a carrot for
Fingers. She leaned in and whispered
'you want some vegies with that dogs-eye?'
Once Upon A Time A crazy cat lady lived With her 39 cats In a big old castle in a land far away.
Every single morning she Made herself a coffee With two fresh coffee beans grown from her magic tree. But that morning was no ordinary morning It was cold and misty Which was unusual in the desert the winds of change were upon her....
She thought 'I need a change' And wings sprouted from her back, The wings of an albatross. She gave them a tentative twitch.... And set fly into the sky.
She sped off at an amazing speed to (She soared above great yonder ) To a sunny seaside town known as Summer Bay! where her pensive and sultry male awaits her. His purr was always irresistible But unknowingly to her, he (He was a West Cost Eagles supporter... ) Lied on his T.inder profile. but she tried to overlook his flaws because She loved the way his tail Had a life of its own It twisted and curled when stormy weather was approaching. Lightning bolts vibrated through him Whenever she stroked him on The tip of his nose To the tips of his tipytoes the strangest thing would happen... All of his hair would crackle with static electricity - sending off sparks in all directions And with each step he took he would leave a trail Of gold and diamonds Of glitter rainbow explosions.
One day the cat went missing, We noticed he had taken $20 and the family tiara At least now we knew where all that gold and diamonds came from ! We wondered though, what did he need the $20 for... ?
His $20 was for a cactus plant he'd eyed off. after yoga class He crept away to purchase the plant before But he wanted to save his $20, so stole the cactus plant Unfortunately he forgot to put on his gloves So the cops caught him Howling out in pain from all the spikes.. He turned into a ware wolf and fled But the cubicle was busy with ..Dracula, mid-morphing into his bat-form. He sunk his teeth into Dracula's leg. I'm not putting up with this rubbish he grumped to himself before he ran off down the road. And found a bottle of tomato sauce on the pavement With a very unusual label on it.. Made with real tomatos.
He suddenly wanted a dirty street pie...From a pie vendor located near a feral noisy nightclub That plays mozart all night long. When he was at the pie cart He saw a strange woman She had diamonds where her eyes should be ... and a carrot for Fingers. She leaned in and whispered 'you want some vegies with that dogs-eye?'
Last edited by Catkin; 30-08-2015 at 11:08. Reason: Changed answer to story =)
He looked at her and said
Gee, you look like
Someone I could spend some
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