Last night I was super comfy in my fresh out of the dryer, big and baggy flannelette pj bottoms. Then I went into the kitchen and dropped a dish of left over bolognaise sauce on the floor. It didn't break because it was a plastic container, it didn't spill all over the floor but it splashed meaty bits all over my pj bottoms. Only mummy's special red drink could comfort me.
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