oh lord - this is the funniest thing I have read in a while.
About a guy who has surgery, and bleeds from 'down there' ... and his lessons about pads and periods
grab a coffee and have a laugh
Lesson I would learn soon after:
You get what you pay for. Yes, I learned this with the lesson of the saggy burrito, but this time I learned it on the high-end side.
Buying the best pads made a huge difference. It made a difference to my comfort. It made a difference to my confidence level as I walked around the world thereafter with an ultra-thin yet ultra-effective maxi-pad in my pants. It made a difference to my clothes being destroyed or not. I learned that I should encourage any woman in my future to always buy whatever period products she needs, at any price. Guys… If a woman wants tampons made of solid gold, smile and hand her your credit card. Life will be better for both of you if you do.