Put my phone into the shower while I was in there. Luckily I managed to save it!
Drew over almost every wall in the house with green crayon while I was in the shower. Thank God for washable crayons!
Ripped up a pile of junk mail into tiny pieces and spread it all over the house.... While I was in the shower.
Seeing a pattern here? I think this kid just doesn't want me to shower!!