Where to begin...
"Painted" our hard wood floor with the entire contents of the jumbo sudo cream tub.
Ate a fair amount of said sudo cream.
Pooed in the shower and tried to hide it by pushing it down the drain thus filling our shower with the smell for several days.
Put a bunch of Lego blocks in the microwave and turned it on
Ate DSSs entire easter bunny after theiving it from the fridge at 2am. Woke up at 6am to a bloated, cranky, covered in chocolate toddler who was crashing off the sugar train, no idea how i didnt wake up
Attempted to clean her ears out with a tampon in front of the entire family
A regular one atm as we are toilet training is, doing secret poo in her nappy while hiding in her toy corner in bedroom. Removes said nappy anf hides it. Comes and announces shr needs to be wiped. So i clean her up anf spend the next X amount of hours looking for either poo or a nappy.