one day someone had made a few posters with a picture of his car and the tag "LEARN HOW TO PARK". put them up every at work.
The driver got all upset and complained to HR...
Our CEO though shut it down, saying the carpark was 80% empty and that if the employee was that precious about his car he ought to park further away.
Seriously I think that if you think so much of your car it's best not to take it out of the garage...! Save you the heart aches