Thank you, ladies, for the laughter this morning.
Had just explained to H what a "Gary" is, and found this thread.
How about after a brazilian wax when you're still a bit 'stuck together' and you do a gary and it kind of comes forward and out through your fanny!
These stories are great!!
I really needed to let a gary go just after taking off on a long flight. I had my headphones in, reasoned that no one would hear.. My Gary came into the world louder than I expected, so loud that I heard it over the movie and my headphones! I sheepishly looked around - NO ONE else had headphones in! They were looking around for the culprit, I could have disappeared! I think they blamed it on the guy sitting next to me - who gave me a very odd look.
Made for an interesting trip!
Turns out the guy they blamed it on was sitting next to me on the connecting flight too! Before takeoff, he let out his own Gary, turned to me with a look that said 'I guess we're even'. I lost it laughing everyone around was giving me odd looks!
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