I work in shopping centres and frequently have to stifle my giggles in the public toilets, I can't help it but I still think farts are funny and there always seems to be someone in there letting one of those loud long ones go while they're doing a wee.....
My mum did a computer course a few years ago and there was an elderly woman in the class who would openly Gary multiple times per class whilst sitting at the computer.
This woman would never bat an eyelid or excuse herself when she did it I have to wonder whether (a) she pretends it didn't happen because it's embarrassing or (b) doesn't give a honk because she's old!
^^^that sounds like something my Mum would do. She's in her 70's and is known for walking in front of people doing Garry's. I think she can't hear them that well anymore, so thinks no one else can either. Doesn't. Work. That. Way. Mum.
When I was a PA to the department manager, I was in his office having a good old laugh with him and in my hysterics I let one go. I was mortified!! Was a while before I could look him in the eye!
Oh Lordy these are funny. I try not to Gary in front of DH at all costs. While pregnant earlier this year every time I went to pee during the night (so all the time) Gary's would come out while peeing (as soon as I sat on the toilet). I couldn't stop them! DH always heard and thought it was hilarious and still teases me.
My 5.5 month old DD Gary's all the time. Loud and stinky! We say she's playing her special trumpet 😂 I have her on video playing her trumpet a couple of times too!
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