My Beloved Ones (09-04-2015)
Dp and I had been together for 10+ years and I had never Gary'd in front of him, in labour with our 3rd child and the midwife had left the room to get some pain relief for me as contractions were quiet bad, a little Gary snuck out of me while I was crouched down on the ground I ignored it and dp said nothing then a second Gary popped out and dp and I looked at each other and both started hysterically laughing midwife walks back in on us in fits of laughter and just says how's the pain and I couldn't even talk I was laughing so much.
This thread is hilarious. Dh thinks ive lost the plot cause i keep randomly cracking up laughing
I had just hopped out of the car at the shops the other week & went to the back door to get ds out of his seat. As i was standing beside the car an elderly man walked right past & said 'hello'. Just as he had passed an unexpected Gary popped out & it was loud. Dh was cracking up, i was mortified, especially when the elderly man walked past again
Er, cept now you have quoted me I can't hide the evidence.
Can I use a ds gary?
So we just had some Jehovah's Witnesses come to our door (at 6 pm! Wtf!) I answered the door with ds in my arms and as they went to say hello he let out a very loud very wet sounding gary! I died and they left very quickly lol
A friend just posted on fb that her baby "sharted". So I guess that's a Gary with follow through ... Haha
I usually don't find fart jokes/conversations funny at all!
But you call them "Gary" and they're hilarious! I have DF calling them Gary now!
Add that to the news that the name "Gary" is dying out and this is solid effing gold!
I had to stop reading this thread yesterday because I was laughing too much and DF was trying to sleep.
I laugh when either DS1 or DS2 are sitting on my lap and Gary. I have to because it's so gross and vibrates on my leg
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