I may or may not have eaten my clients chocolate easter eggs.
I may have borrow their piggy bank funds but I always pay it back with a few extra coins.
I may gotten them home late or feed them late because I was too busy gossiping with my other work colleagues.
I may have hidden a clients things or broken accidently on purpose because the thing drove me batty.
Luckily my clients love me so much they forgive me and while they might dream of firing me, they can't I have a iron clad for life contract. Mwahahah...
The joys of being a stay at home mum.