Do you, like me, have any deep dark secrets from work? Not the illegal 'we covered up the doctor's mistake that resulted in the death of a patient' kind, just the 'I'm glad no one at work knows this' kind...
It was me that broke the photocopier on my first day at my school.
And the urn the next day.
And the lock on the staff toilet door a week later.
I know the administrator password to our network and use it to secretly install the awesome fonts on one of the computers.
When I lived across the road from school, I snuck across more than once after dark to 'borrow' a toilet roll.
I used the work photocopier to photocopy something long for personal use.
Don't tell anyone, ok?