Tuxcat, congratulations on getting inseminated!!!
Aren't men wussy with their part of the equation! As you say it's kinda cute (sometimes) but as I've said to my DH, why get all shy about it when they have so many blokes every single day in the porn room at any ivf clinic, as if you stand out to them at all!! DH got all weird once because he had to hand the sample cup over to a relatively young attractive embryologist. Der! Didn't worry him when it was a granny.
And Bongley, lol re the near swear! Love it. Hope you have secured the deal!