When you're getting a massage from one of those shopping centre massage places and you can hear a woman making a complaint at the front counter about being 'injured' and 'bleeding' after her last massage there by one of their female masseuses...who happens to be the woman who is currently massaging you
I'm 30 weeks pregnant, and my nearly 6yo DS said to me the other day "Mum can you touch your toes?" and I said "Yep sure can", so he says "show me".
So I touch my toes, and he replies "Wow, you really can easily."....... then stares at me very hard obviously thinking carefully about what he's about to say and says "Well...... I'm not going to call you fat....."
He clearly wanted to say that he didn't think I'd be able to touch my toes because my belly was so fat, but thought better of it at the last second...
DS (who is 4) says 'look mummy that lady has a baby in her belly too'. Except she clearly didnt...
I said no I don't think so and he replies 'but she's got a big tummy'.
Hoping like hell she didn't hear him!
Special needs boy at school got very excited and asked if I have a baby in my tummy (he does this every now and then) when I said no he held my tummy and sang rock-a-bye-baby. This was all during morning assembly at a small school. People definitely saw.
That moment when your nephews gf calls you by the pet name your nephew has had for you since he could talk. She is a lovely girl who I like a lot but just felt awkward
My 2.5 year old is yelling in front of my dad and FIL
"CAN I HAVE YOUR BOOB MILK"
(They don't know I still breastfeed)
... Your friend visits with her gorgeous baby boy and as he crawls across the floor, your dog sidles up to try and hump him ... :-0.
When you have surgery and your arm ends up like this from the iv and blood tests (but at time of this awkward moment was much darker and on both arms) ImageUploadedByThe Bub Hub1446578456.964441.jpg
And the shop assistant says to your DD 'oh no what happened to mummy's arms?!' And DD replies
'It's from the needles'
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