Yeah i didn't see it at first either until I scrolled down to see the other ones. Lol
...you're DH points out that you've been snuggling up to and rocking the dog like she's a baby for the last half an hour Anyone would think I'm clucky...
When you pull into the driveway at work and a ladder is leaning on the building and you can barely get your car past it. You utter to yourself (with the car window down) 'I hope I can get past this f'ing idiot's f'ing ladder' when a painter appears almost immediately and says "sorry about the ladder"
Note that I had no idea why there was a ladder there and no clue there was painting being done.
Oh Degrassi, oops! That is so something that would happen to me!
These are awesome! I have heaps as my DD has ASD & there is no filter = opinions come straight out.
Talking to my pop,
DD - why do you drink 'long life' milk?
Pop - well thats why I'm still alive, it prolongs my life
DD - Well you should probably stop, because your pretty old, your going to die soon..
She also loves to point out to my mum
DD - You have wrinkles because you're old. But my other nana (MIL) is even older. She's covered in wrinkles.'
To her father (my ex) - Mums going to get me a new daddy to go with our new house (no idea where that came from, 2 weeks after we seperated)
We moved out of her dads house after which he had a (male) flatmate move in. DD told the teachers at preschool 'mummy and I dont live with daddy any more. Now daddy lives with uncle bob. They're lovers. They're getting married.'
Dd was putting on a big song and dance about not being able to climb into our 4x4. It was in the too hard basket. Proud mummy moment were I snap 'if you can climb ON TOP of the mcdonalds play equipment this morning (I had to get help to get her down) You can bloody get your butt in your car seat' turn around & there's my social worker who'd I'd just informed that morning 'I was coping fine'
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