Twitter for sure. If you're not famous, what does one post on there?
Fashion. Can't ever get it right with my K-mart budget.
Being 'cool'. I'm not. I'm awkward and dorky and I blush all the time when talking to new people which totally gives the game away.
Tupperware. I can get the same stuff from Woolies for 1/3 of the cost.
Eating fad foods. No, I don't want Kale. Give me a steak!
Dr Who/ Star Trek. I like the original 3 star wars movies though.
The obsession with Loki from the Avengers. Not even good looking.
Spending hundreds/ thousands of dollars on a baby nursery. These people do realise that babies grow pretty quick and then they will have a 5 year old saying that they hate their bedroom, right?
For all you people saying makeup (but wish you did understand it), you make me sad. I used to not get it, but the fascination just grew and grew and now I love it. And now with my new SIL I may just be forming an addiction due to her bad influence. 10 years ago I never would have gotten excited that Urban Decay has arrived in Aus this month. Now I'm tingling!
If you truly want to be better at choosing and applying makeup- youtube. And practice. That's all it takes!
I'm too uncool to understand I'm An Albatraoz.
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT SONG!?
Ps I totally imagined Ross Gellar saying your last post. Hilarious
For those not understanding selfies - I take them because no one else ever takes photos of me (sadface) but I like having photos for me and DS to look back on. (But no, I don't post several a day onto facebook!)
Trusty Chords (08-03-2015)
Far too uncool to understand how life works, at all. I just have no idea.
Too uncool to fit in anywhere, ever. Keep a real friend, or be a semi-decent person.
I am the epitome of uncool.
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