I pretend I'm in a musical, complete with dances and singing what I'm doing.
Occasionally if I'm looking for something and can't find it, I imagine a camera panning in onto the object like it does in those day time soaps, music and all as I'm walking away from it.
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What is an embarrassed mime routine? It sounds hilarious!
I remembered another seriously morbid one - I sometimes imagine I'm giving a eulogy at someone I know's funeral. It's ridiculous and I always end up crying.
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