Dear Mr. Selling a Mazda Cx9,
I am not Viktor. I don't know who Viktor is. No, this is not Viktor's number, it is my mobile. I have no interest in your car, no I will not test drive it. NO I CANNOT GET VIKTOR TO CALL YOU!
This went on for over 30 minutes this morning (7am!) as the guy tried to convince me he had the right number- he doesn't!
He is still texting and calling, so I have found his company, and emailed the CEO.