False! I'm exhausted and hot!
You had pizza for dinner.
False we had "homemade takeaway"
You should have started downloading a movie a lot earlier in the day to watch tonight!
You plan to stay home all weekend. Enough going out with an infant in tow already!
False - I've been home for 2 days and keen to go out
You have eaten chocolate today
False! Been good today. No junk food!
You have a headache.
You have a baby who won't sleep
True! And a toddler! Although it has been quiet for 10 mins so I think DH finally convinced her to go to sleep.
You haven't had a full nights sleep in a while.
True. 17 months roughly.
You have seen titanic.
You are getting a foot massage from DF before bed because your skin is so dry it's not funny
Pregnant for the first-time?
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