Ha don't get me started 🙉 she's coming to stay for 2 weeks this week. I am soooooooo anxious!!!!
She tells me 2 weeks after giving birth how some young shapely waitress liked my DH when they popped out for a coffee. My reply was good luck to her. (Im not jealous of my DH try harder lady)
Oh you co sleep let me send you the statistics of how many babies have suffocated from co sleeping this year. My reply was no thank you please don't send it and please don't tell me how to raise my child. I will sleep with my baby if I want to and it's none of your business (has hated me since)
Oh the baby is crying... It must be your breastmilk
Oh the baby threw up... It must be your breastmilk
Oh the baby has a rash it must be your breastmilk
Oh the baby farted it must be your breastmilk
Yep way to encourage a new breastfeeding mum !!!!
I don't like your floors. I hate your oven. I don't like this house set up. Your dog smells. List goes on!!!!
Oh I can see you and my son are busy with the screaming newborn and are starving with no way of being able to fix something to eat so I'll just sit here and not offer to make you a sandwich as I'd rather sit on my ar$e and do nothing!
I'm hoping she's changed a little but who knows. She's coming to stay and I'm nervous. I have to add she's also quite racist which doesn't really work for me seeing as I have a very mixed background.
I could go on but I'm getting anxious as she ll be here in 2 days😵😵😵