I love my MIL. I actually consider her mum lol. But here are some from my mum.
"DH is balding, you know that when a man goes bald prematurely that is a definite sign of cheating" *Glares at DH across the dinner table.
"Why arent you out of hospital yet? You should have been out the day following birth. Your just being lazy! 2 days after I had 12 hours of labor and then an emergency c-section, a drip ripped out of my arm while they ran me to theatre and DD had almost died.
"Pot oil, Im telling you!" A suggestion for DDs first cold (and every single other ailment my family has had)
"Im telling you, use pot oil or smoke the occasional cone. It will help. Look at me!? I havent got a single stretch mark!!!" When i wad upset about my stretch marks post bub.
And then she rings and wonders why wr dont visit her often and only stay at my dads house when visiting my home town...:what::what: