Me, a bottle of Pinot. Awesome brainwave to give self Brazilian wax.
Had to call in help when I stuck my legs, vag and butt cheeks together and the wax solidified and I couldn't get unstuck.
It was an awkward conversation on the phone when I called in help and even more awkward experience when my girlfriends turned up with more Pinot, some Brie and we came up with 101 ways to get me unstuck. None worked except a bath with plenty of hot soapy water. Which was about the 15th idea we tried.