Ive never had one!
Ive never had one!
Was at a house party when I was 17. Had quite a few drinks. Went into the bathroom to wash my hands after going to the loo, and I took a step backwards from the sink and fell into the bathtub. On my way down I cracked my head on the little soap holder ledge. Surprisingly it didn't hurt (until the next day). I just sat there laughing until my friend came and found me and helped me up.
A few years later DH (then just DP) and I were walking back to his house after a night out at around 2 in the morning. My feet were killing me from the stupidly high heels I was wearing so we found a trolley (we happened to be walking past a Coles supermarket) and he decided I could hop in and he would push me home. Awesome. So we were almost home and needed to cross the road...he was trying to get the trolley down over the curb and ended up tipping me out. Saved myself from smashing my head on the road but ended up with grazes all over my hands and knees.
In Bali we were at one of the night clubs and we were pushing a guy up one of those really high stripper poles (don't ask me why, I was blind) and he slipped back down. I didn't react quick enough and I snapped one of my acrylic nails from down near the base, completely ripping the nail bed off to nearly the tip of my finger. I sat at the bar and cried like a little kid while they poured iodine on it. Yep, the kind of injury that ruined my holiday. Was excruciating!
I have woken up with small bruises. No idea how they happened, I assume I bumped my head on the bedside table falling into bed.
For DPs 30th we had a big party. The next day there were dozens of spirit bottles and cartons upon cartons of empty beer bottles all over the place. The perplexing thing was we didn't start off with that many. Not even close to it. But the words "long island iced tea" causes shudders among all those that were present that night. Oh which reminds me.. Apparently I went into detail about my old "toy" collection I had years ago to my sister. Ftr I'm quite a private person so that was quite shocking.
We lived next door to a little country church when I was nannying many, many moons ago anyway one morning I woke up after a big night at the golf club (seriously teeny tiny town!) and the church fence was knocked over. I EXCLAIMED 'OMG some drunken moron has ruined the church fence, that's a crime against God surely!!' my friend cracking up asked how I was feeling as apparently it was me who has tried to lean on the fence stumbling home and the whole thing fell over!! Apologies to religious folk and to God for the crime but I have no recollection of it happening, did have suspicious scratches and bruises on one side of my body though lol
went to a nightclub in Sydney... got rotten drunk and pashed a guy who I thought looked like Ricky Martin (lol).. somehow ended up with a broken arm (I don't even remember this) but I was yellng at randoms outside for a race..and ran & tripped.
Some of these are fantastic! I have woken up with my boot stuck to my foot from dried blood (I passed out on my bed fully clothed ... it happened alot) I think I somehow had glass go in the side of my shoe and cut the side of my foot. No idea.
The other one was camping one new years after a recent breakup I went with all my coupled up mates and upon becoming a depressed drunk left everyone to it and crashed in my car. Woke up the next morning with a scratch down the side of my eye and it was pretty swollen. Didn't notice till about midday I can't see much out of my left eye anyway and figured the pain was part of the hangover headache. Didn't use a mirror camping and had sunglasses on so it was a shock to everyone lol we never figured out how that happened! Maybe on a branch getting into the car???
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Oh yeah, and there was the time I ran into someone's lounge room to play air guitar to Poison by Alice Cooper, tripped over their cat, slid on my stomach along the polished wooden floor and came to a stop when my head connected with the liquor cabinet. Didn't spill a drop of my drink, btw...
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