Please keep fighting children. It brings me so much peace and enjoyment to see you fight over who gets to sit on the bean bag.
Well, that sucks. WHY CAN'T MY SON SPEAK PORTUGUESE?
How wonderful DF you finished work early today, silly me thought you'd be able to give me a hand with the food preparation or with DD.... please go ahead start drinking today so you can have 3 days of drinking instead of just 2! I love making food for 20 odd people and feeding, burping and entertaining DD all at once! You've have just made my day
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