If I had to date myself......
I'd probably run away screaming, and swear to a life of celibacy instead. Lol.
I must admit, I am probably a difficult person to be with at times. I tend to be very insecure and negative about myself, and in need of constant reassurance. I'm not really the best house wife. I have a habit of washing clothes, but forgetting to hang them up. I lack energy and motivation at times, and depression often gets the better of me. I am a master procrastinator, and get distracted easily, organization is not my strong point. I make a dirty joke about pretty much everything, which annoys DP to no end when he's trying to have a serious conversation. I leave my make up products all over the bathroom vanity instead of packing them away. The TV volume always has to be on an even number.....then I will complain that it's not loud enough, will turn it up, only to turn it back down because it's too loud!
Oh boy, I am such a catch! Lol.