Aren't we all normally so clenched and tense during a smear test that there's no way on earth anything's squeezing its way out of there?
Just putting it out there that I haven't but I can sure as hell see how it happens lol
I want to eat my apple pie but I can't be bothered making custard and have no ice cream. This is devastating to me.
This. Whole. Day
1. Thank you DF for answering the phone and talking loudly in your just asleep son's ear. No really, I appreciate it. Followed by the closing of doors, cupboards all loudly enough to wake DS up each time before disappearing off to work for the next 10 hours leaving me to hold him all day.
2. Keep your effing opinions out of my uterus everyone! If I decide to have one child then that's my effing choice. It's not a debate so stop saying "you can't just have one" or "you'll have one more." Just eff right off! The next time you say it, it's not going to be pretty. Family or not.
3. Being stood up again by childless best friend because the place she wants to go for lunch doesn't suit prams. So choose another effing place! You're putting food before your friendship.
4. It's only 12pm.
I think I may have just wet myself a little because of those Pap smear fart posts. Damn you evil women!
I really hope dd is teething or unwell. Sounds weird I know but at least then there's an excuse to her behaving, quite frankly, like a little turd.
Last edited by Little Miss Sunshine; 06-12-2014 at 16:34.
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