I love this thread!!!
In the months leading up to dd2 I made DH come into the bedroom with my toothbrush and paste so I could clean my teeth in bed and he would have a glass of water ready etc, too lazy.
Make the children play outside as much possible so the house doesn't need to be cleaned
Never put clothes away too hard but hang stuff on the washing line on hangers so they dont need as much attention and kids can put their stuff away
Kids wouldn't get out of bed this morning for school so I bribed them with a lolly and it worked same as getting dressed, could not deal with the grumpiness
I love preschool days time for me and reading in bed!!