We need more cheekiness around here.
We do but unfortunately it's hard to ensure people know we are joking as things turn pear shaped so quickly
That they do. Sometimes smileys / emoticons just don't cut it - or people either accidentally or wilfully misinterpret them.
I'm not to keen on pear-shaped things myself. I much prefer bananas.
Speaking of bananas, that reminds me that the Minions movie is out tomorrow. Can't wait.
Anyway, after that detour, we now return you to your regularly scheduled topic.
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