On the Woolies "cheap cheap" ad where the checkout operator is asking for "clean up in aisle 1, clean up in aisle 2, clean up in aisle 3", I can only assume it's because the birds are pooing everywhere. I can't think of any other logical answer.
Now I keep making up Disney Princess FB statuses in my head.
It must suck to be a toddler and just have people pick you up and carry you somewhere else whenever they want.
Pregnant for the first-time?
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