"So I met this guy while I was out walking today and he was acting really strange like he was following me but he ended up just saying Hi and going home... I couldn't stop thinking about it until later my Stepmother came to visit and she brought over some fruit for us. I swear she thinks that all I eat is junk. Well I proved her wrong and ate an apple in front of her :P Now I think I have food poisoning or something so I'm going to have a nap before the guys get home from work. I swear they don't do a single thing around this house to help out! The birds would be better helpers! Arghh, thanks for the vent. I'll post again tomorrow."
snow_White, can we have an update? I'm really worried that we haven't heard from you for awhile. What happened with the strange guy in the woods? How are things with your Step-mother? I still can't believe you're living with seven guys and they can't manage to even pick up a broom and sweep the place of an evening! You definitely need to find your own place soon!
Anyway while I was there this gorgeous nurse came in to do my obs. They had to do them every freakin hour but he was SO good looking and charming, I totally didn't mind being woken up by him!
We got to talking and it turns out that he's been looking for a roommate to share his house! I told the guys that they are pigs and I don't want to live with them anymore.
I mean, I know it's really fast and I've only known him a couple of days but I really think he's the one!!! Added bonus I don't have to be woken up by snoring every single night and put up with groucho mood swings! I will miss my bestie though.. he's such a dope but totally cute. I think I'll bake a pie to say sorry for leaving him.
Oh I almost forgot! That creepy guy that I thought was following me was on the news yesterday. Someone killed him and this is the grossest part, they cut out his heart! I am so glad I'm moving from here. I really don't think this neighborhood is very safe. The cops think they have a lead but who knows if they'll actually catch the person that did it.
This is hilarious
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