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    Quote Originally Posted by RipperRita View Post
    My first attempt at s3x education was disastrous so I haven't attempted again.

    I got the book "where did I come from" from the library and explained to ds how daddy put his peni3 in mummy's vagina and then a baby grew in mummys tummy. blah blah blah. He listened quietly but I wasn't sure how much of it he took in so I left it at that.

    A few days later we were in the waiting room at the drs with a lady who had a newborn and ds loudly said... "I know how baby's are made, daddy put his p3nis in your belly and then a baby was in there".

    I said "not quite but close" and then he said even louder... "oh I know daddy put his p3nis in your bum and a baby got in your belly"... The whole dr surgery had a bit of a laugh which only further encouraged ds to chant "daddy puts his p3nis in your bum" until we were finally called in to see the dr.

    I wanted to die from embarrassment.

    I haven't tried again
    This is up there with one of the funniest things I have ever heard!!!

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    We live on a farm so our girls have seen lots of calves being born so know where babies come out.

    DD1 came in one day when i was in the late stages of pregnancy with DS and asked to see my boobs! I asked why she would want to and she explained so she could see if they were filling up like the cows boobies do cause that means the baby will cone out soon.
    Hubby & i were in hysterics

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    Mum had a home birth for my sister, and I was there helping. I was just shy of 3


 

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