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    Default What Have You Said That You Never Thought You Would?

    So occasionally through the day I will find myself saying the oddest things. Sentences I never thought I would have to string together. I'm sure you all know the ones. Such as "poo is not for playing with." or "stop licking the fence." So, for a bit of a laugh, what are yours? What have you said that you never thought you would?

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    -Get your face out of your brother's bum

    -Why is there poo on the wall?

    -Why is there poo in my shower

    -Yes we get it...you have a doodle :/

    I'm sure I will have many more as they get older

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    Don't touch your sisters' v@g1 na!!! If you want to touch a v@g1na, touch your own!

    Yes, I actually said those exact words, and yes, she started touching her own...

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    Warning tmi but me to DH when I had gastro: "my stomach sounds like the pinkyponk"

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    Me: Eat your dinner!
    3yo, half naked, toilet training DS: But I want to play with my doodle!
    Me: You have two hands - doodle in your left, fork in your right. Now eat!

    Made sense as it came out of my mouth ...

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    I've only got a 6 month old so it's still - "are you pooping" then I proceed to sniff DD butt

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    So many! This morning I had to tell my 3 year old son that no, he could not drive my car to daycare. Cue - tantrum for not letting him....drive!

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    *yells for dh

    "Help! I have pee on my face!"

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    *dd spots me putting a pad in my handbag*

    dd: "mummy, you've got the pink one today - in case you have an accident"

    me: "um, yes..."

    DD is 28 months

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    Nephew was struggling to get his poop out (tmi??) and declared, "I need sultanas on my bottom...poo is very heaby (his version of heavy).

    To which I reply (in a public bathroom) "I am not putting sultanas on your bottom buddy!"


 

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