A shameless ripoff of the website, but still... What does your toddler cry about?
The sound of sticky tape coming off the roll
The sound of ripping paper (unless it's something important of mine for work and he's doing the ripping)
When I won't let him lick the DVD he's removed from the DVD player
Any time he sees me carrying an empty bottle
When I say 'what noise do cows make?' and then moo at him
When I won't let him have the paper bag
When I will let him have the paper bag
When I don't let him eat the still-living earwig
And this was just today. Sigh.