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    Default Tell me your kids jokes!

    3.5yo DD who also has ASD possibly ADD&ODD has recently discovered the 'art' of telling jokes. So far she has come up with;

    How do you catch a flying dog?.. You jump up really high & catch it!

    What do you get when you cross a scooter with a BBQ?.. An umbrella!

    Get it? I don't :-/ lol so I am trying to teach her some 'funny' jokes

    Just found this one online & she loved it

    How do you make a tissue dance?.. Put a little boogie in it!

    She doesn't get knock knock jokes but if you have any cheesy kids jokes to contribute I'm all ears

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    Aww none?!

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    What do you call a fly with no wings ? A walk lol

    What goes ha ha plop ? The Easter bunny laughing his head off

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    Why did the shark cross the road?

    Because it was attached to the chicken

    DD told us that a few years ago and as silly as it is we laughed a lot

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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot

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    DS loves knock knock jokes:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don't cry!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Cows
    Cows who?
    Cows don't go who they go moo!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Tank
    Tank who?
    Your welcome!

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    DD told me this joke on the way home from kindy this morning.

    why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they have no chairs.

    like most jokes from little kids it's lame, but I thought it was hilarious!

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    Not really a joke but my nephew cracks up laughing every time. Guess what? What? Snot. Boys.... Lol

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Interrupting cow
    Inter - MOO!

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    What smells funny? Clown fart
    You may have to edit this depending on age

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