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    Quote Originally Posted by Minchi View Post
    What do you call a dear with no eyes? no idea.

    What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? still no idea.
    My dad says that and then

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no d!ck?

    Still no F&$king eye deer

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    What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the water? Bob.
    What do you call a man rolling around the the leaves? Russel
    What do you call a lady with one leg? Ilean.

    Ive got a fantastic 'husband/wife joke...not a one liner though

    "My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.

    Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.
    "Sorry it took so long but the stupid B*t*h was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her a$$ with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat a$$ down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not sh!t in the vegetable garden again."
    The silence in the taxi was deafening....."

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    Why does the pope wear underwear in the shower?









    He does not like looking down on the unemployed!

    I have heard heaps particularly from a certain uncle but now I go to write them down they have all escaped me!!

    Must be a specific gene that allows people to store & recall them!

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    Do you know what you call a man with a shovel in his head? Dug!

    Do u know what u call a nab without a shovel in his head? Dugless.

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    My favourites are

    What's brown and sticky?



    A stick

    What did the pig say to the wheel?



    You're not a pig


 

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