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    Default Dad Jokes

    Since there is an Easter Related post in the General Section I always tell MY annual Easter dad joke to my kids. So fess up. What are you favourite dad jokes (from any time of year)?

    Here's my Easter Time Dad Joke:

    What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

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    HOT CROSS BUNNIES.

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    I liked a page on Facebook recently which is called "Dad Jokes", here are some of my favourites:

    What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

    Bison.

    My wife laughed when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
    Should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JR03 View Post
    I liked a page on Facebook recently which is called "Dad Jokes", here are some of my favourites:

    What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

    Bison.

    My wife laughed when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
    Should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
    I like those.

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    What do you call a fly without wings?
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    A walk.

    What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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    Orca-stra.

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    I love jokes like these. I don't know why but they make me laugh harder than almost any other.

    My fav lame dad joke is:

    There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?".

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    My favourite joke ever:

    Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
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    Because it was dead!

    Apparently I had a pretty dark sense of humour as a child too ...

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    Hubby just told me this joke.

    How do you make a guy with one arm fall out of a tree?

    Wave at him.



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    Two elephants and a drum kit fall off a cliff.


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    Badum-tish.

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    Some of my favourite jokes:
    Why couldn't Harry ride a bike?
    Because Harry was a fish

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    Why did the plane crash?
    Because the pilot was a tomato.

    Three men walked into a bar...........You'd think the 3rd one would've ducked.

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    What do you call a dear with no eyes? no idea.

    What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? still no idea.

    A husband and wife had an argument in the car and they had stopped talking to each other... they drove past some cows and pigs in a field and the husband noticed the wife was looking at them whilst they drove past... sarcastically the husband said ''oh look, your family''... and the wife replied ''yep, my in laws''.

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    My favourite as a kid:


    There were 2 cows in a paddock. One cow said 'mooooo' the other cow said 'hey, I was gunna say that!'

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