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    When my brother and cousin where toddlers, my Aunty was giving them dinner, which they were playing with. She said "you boys have done everything with your dinner except put your d$$ks in it". When she turned around next, they had done exactly that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crankyoldcow View Post
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    DD 2 - also loved the dry cat food, but equally loved the wet food. She used to shove the cat out of the way and eat it straight from the cat's bowl. The look on the poor cat's face was priceless.

    DD 3 - used to have a thing for eating hair when she was a toddler and I would catch her face down on the bottom of the shower licking up wads of hair.
    Lol wth were you lookin at the cats reaction for HAHAHHAHAHA gold

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    We told my ds who was 3 at the time that Dh's alcohol was 'wee wee's' so he would know it was yucky and not want to try it. Well he wanted to be just like daddy so one day told me he had tasted wee wee's - I freak out thinking he has somehow got daddy's drink - but no he then told me he peed on his toy and licked it off haha!

    Then it got worse...

    One day I randomly found a cup of pee in our bathroom.. Yup, he had peed in it and then drank some!! So we told him that was yucky and not to do it & then he started sneaking plastic cups - peeing on them and sneaking them into his bedroom!!!!

    That only happened a couple of times and he is over it now thank god!😄😄

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    This thread is awesome.

    My dd 4 in the bath with a friend the same age, the pair giggling away madly one had found an old dishbrush and rubbed their front bottoms and said ooh this is nice, I quickly distracted them and took that away.

    A friend in the 1970s aged 3 was toilet training and his mother had reminded him to be stay clean when doing poo and wee, so the hoover was dragged in to the bathroom and the next thing the poor mother heard was water squirting everywhere he had sucked up the poo with the hoover and water flying out the back of the machine.

    My poor father found me when I was aged 4 about to step into the loo I had put my hawaiian shorts on and the loo seat was going to be my shop shelf.

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    This is one of the beat threads ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atropos View Post
    My friends 2 yr old has a doodle obsession. She caught him trying to stuff it in to the mouthpiece of a toy saxophone. I've caught him cradling his bits in a plastic ladle from DD's toy kitchen. Just laying there, with all his parts snuggled in a ladle! She's also caught him trying to stick it in an empty milk bottle and trying to stick things into it! He's toilet training so lots of pants free time at the moment : laughing:
    Omg I love this kid!

    I went to get my 5 year old boys out I the shower not long ago to find they had both taken a plastic dinosaur in there an they had both inserted the tip of their respective dinosaurs tail into their foreskin. My face was like
    I also asked if it hurt- they assured me it didn't but I still can't wrap my head around that one!

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    When I was I kindergarten my Dad picked up my school bag and thought it was awfully heavy for a 5 year old. On opening it he found his shot gun in it I was taking for show and tell!

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