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    Default What Ridiculously STUPID things have you caught your kids doing?

    My children are beautiful, intelligent little beings who I love to pieces.

    In saying that... I have caught them out more times than I can count doing extremely imbecilic acts out of pure impulse/immaturity.

    Today, for example, I discovered my two ELDEST children squirting each other using their Christmas water guns with water they were collecting from the TOILET BOWL!!

    YEEEEUUUCKKK! I've made them shower themselves for 30mins with unlimited soap and wash their mouths out with mouthwash and the guns are going in the bin!

    EWEWEWEWEW! Hope we don't all get gastro now....

    So what ridiculously stupid things have you caught your children doing?


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    OMG that is hilarious!!!

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    Holy ****!! I take it they can't reach the tap?!?!

    My child is still in my tummy, so hasn't done anything stupid so far..... Give it time!!

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    My eldest vacuumed her brothers eye once.

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    They actually can reach the tap! I have no idea why they thought toilet water was awesome....

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    I was in Woolworths the other day and ds1 who is 3 - was caught 3 times totally flashing his d!ck and balls to everybody. lol. I was like OMG!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minchi View Post
    I was in Woolworths the other day and ds1 who is 3 - was caught 3 times totally flashing his d!ck and balls to everybody. lol. I was like OMG!!!
    HAHAHA That's gold!! Love it.

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    Went to public toilets at the shops. I took DS in the stroller one with me, the girls in the cubicles next to me. Two seconds in I hear DD2 giggling and then "mum it's like home I'm pooping with the door open. Hello!" Mortified. She hadn't shut the door and was engaging people in conversation as they went to the other cubicles.

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    Went to the beach, took off his pants and proceeded to do a whizz 5cm from some Japanese tourist's towel.

    Needless to say both they and I were mortified.

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    Ds1 was learning to toilet train. We were at a township Easter festival (think 2-300people). Ds1 drops his pants and starts to do a wee right next to a pedestrian strip. I told mum and said "yours" and ran away. It was so embarrassing.

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