My children are beautiful, intelligent little beings who I love to pieces.
In saying that... I have caught them out more times than I can count doing extremely imbecilic acts out of pure impulse/immaturity.
Today, for example, I discovered my two ELDEST children squirting each other using their Christmas water guns with water they were collecting from the TOILET BOWL!!
YEEEEUUUCKKK! I've made them shower themselves for 30mins with unlimited soap and wash their mouths out with mouthwash and the guns are going in the bin!
EWEWEWEWEW! Hope we don't all get gastro now....
So what ridiculously stupid things have you caught your children doing?